https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. | Abraham Lincoln | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bon... | Reba McEntire | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
| Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that... | Christina Grimmie | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. | Jules Renard | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I ... | W. H. Auden | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.... | Thomas Sowell | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. | Mark Twain | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. | Elbert Hubbard | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ug... | Winston Churchill | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. | George Burns | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | All men are equal before fish. | Herbert Hoover | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. | Peter Ustinov | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. | Margaret Mead | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me ... | Abraham Lincoln | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. | Chris Rock | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | I have an unfortunate personality. | Orson Welles | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. | Mitch Hedberg | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | Steve Martin | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. | Mark Twain | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. | Will Rogers | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. | Anthony Burgess | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. | Oscar Levant | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. | Brooke Shields | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. | Jim Carrey | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning... | Henny Youngman | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.png | Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. | Luis Bunuel | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC | 2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC |