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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngNo man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.Abraham Lincolnhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngTo succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bon...Reba McEntirehttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that...Christina Grimmiehttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngLaziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Jules Renardhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngWe are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I ...W. H. Audenhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIt takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance....Thomas Sowellhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Mark Twainhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.Elbert Hubbardhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ug...Winston Churchillhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.George Burnshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAll men are equal before fish.Herbert Hooverhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngComedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinovhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAlways remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Meadhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIf this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me ...Abraham Lincolnhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngThere are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.Chris Rockhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngI have an unfortunate personality.Orson Welleshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngMy fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.Mitch Hedberghttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Steve Martinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twainhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngEverything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.Will Rogershttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngLaugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.Anthony Burgesshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngRoses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.Oscar Levanthttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngSmoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.Brooke Shieldshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngBehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.Jim Carreyhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIf you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning...Henny Youngmanhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAge is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.Luis Bunuelhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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