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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngNo man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.Abraham Lincolnhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngTo succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bon...Reba McEntirehttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that...Christina Grimmiehttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
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https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngLaziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Jules Renardhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngWe are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I ...W. H. Audenhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIt takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance....Thomas Sowellhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Mark Twainhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.Elbert Hubbardhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngI may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ug...Winston Churchillhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.George Burnshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAll men are equal before fish.Herbert Hooverhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngComedy is simply a funny way of being serious.Peter Ustinovhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAlways remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Meadhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIf this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me ...Abraham Lincolnhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngThere are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.Chris Rockhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngI have an unfortunate personality.Orson Welleshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngMy fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.Mitch Hedberghttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Steve Martinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twainhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngEverything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.Will Rogershttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngLaugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.Anthony Burgesshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngRoses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.Oscar Levanthttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngSmoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.Brooke Shieldshttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngBehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.Jim Carreyhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngIf you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning...Henny Youngmanhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
https://www.brainyquote.com//images/600x315.pngAge is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.Luis Bunuelhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html?vm=l2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
Data source unique ID
n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses
Privacy
Public
Last ran status
COMPLETED
Last ran
2018-11-10 03:32:13 UTC
Crawl Frequency
Not scheduled
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Sample code snippets to quickly import data set into your application

For more information on how to automatically trigger an import please reference our WebHook API guide


Integrating with Java

import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;
import java.net.URL;
import java.net.URLConnection;
import java.util.Arrays;

public class HelloWorld {
  public static void main(String[] args) {

    try {
      URL urlCSV = new URL(
        "https://cache.getdata.io/n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses/latest_all.csv"
      );

      URLConnection urlConn = urlCSV.openConnection();
      InputStreamReader inputCSV = new InputStreamReader(
        ((URLConnection) urlConn).getInputStream()
      );
      BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(inputCSV);

      String line;
      String[] fields;
      while ((line = br.readLine()) != null) {
        // Each row
        fields = line.split(",");
        System.out.println(Arrays.toString(fields));

      }
      // clean up buffered reader
      br.close();


    } catch (Exception e) {
      System.out.println(e.getMessage());
    }
  }   
}


Integrating with NodeJs

const csv     = require('csv-parser');
const https   = require('https');
const fs      = require('fs');

const file = fs.createWriteStream("temp_download.csv");
const request = https.get(
  "https://cache.getdata.io/n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses/latest_all.csv", 
  function(response) {
    response.pipe(file);
  }
);

file.on('finish', function() {
  file.close();
  fs.createReadStream('temp_download.csv').pipe(csv()).on('data', (row) => {
    // Each row
    console.log(row);

  }).on('end', () => {
    console.log('CSV file successfully processed');

  });
});



Integrating with PHP

$data = file_get_contents("https://cache.getdata.io/n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses/latest_all.csv");
$rows = explode("\n",$data);
$s = array();
foreach($rows as $row) {

  # Each row
  var_dump( $row);
  
}


Integrating with Python

import csv
import urllib2

url = 'https://cache.getdata.io/n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses/latest_all.csv'
response = urllib2.urlopen(url)
cr = csv.reader(response)

for row in cr:
  # Each row
  print row


Integrating with Ruby

require 'open-uri'
require 'tempfile'
require 'csv'

temp_file = Tempfile.new( "getdata", :encoding => 'ascii-8bit')
temp_file << open("https://cache.getdata.io/n15300_06a50de813f738449b3ae8fa4a43b686eses/latest_all.csv").read
temp_file.rewind

CSV.foreach( open(uri), :headers => :first_row ).each do |row|      
  # Each row
  puts row
end

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