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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
A reputation takes years and years and years to build, and it takes one press of ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successfu...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Abraham Lincolnhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Albert Einsteinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Alex Wolffhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
All generalizations are false, including this one.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe the...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Anthony Burgesshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Ariana Grandehttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Brendon Uriehttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Buddy Hacketthttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Carol Burnetthttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Cazzie Davidhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by fl...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Christina Grimmiehttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Christopher Fryhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Clint Eastwoodhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
David Ogilvyhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Demetri Martinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of cours...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Don Marquishttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Donald Trumphttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Douglas Adamshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Dr. Seusshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Ed Sheeranhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Elbert Hubbardhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Elle Kinghttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Ellen DeGenereshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Eminemhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Eva Gutowskihttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was f...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Franklin P. Joneshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof a...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the d...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
George Burnshttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
George Carlinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
George Eliothttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Gigi Hadidhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Groucho Marxhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Henny Youngmanhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Henry Kissingerhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Herb Caenhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
High school is when I started to get my sense of fashion together. My queen was C...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to f...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I can resist everything except temptation.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. S...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be hon...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going bac...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good pe...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I love shifting between being super cute and aggressive. It's funny.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ug...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it say...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I'm crazy, funny, and good looking!https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
If I go on summer vacation, I'd make a funny video about it for YouTube. For Inst...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, y...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Isaac Asimovhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always j...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's funny what memory does, isn't it? My favorite holiday tradition might not ha...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movi...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, ...https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Ivan Reitmanhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
J. J. Watthttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
James A. Garfieldhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Jeff Garlinhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
Jerry Seinfeldhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=lhttps://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny?vm=l2019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:582019-06-06 01:04:58
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