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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/21/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an a... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A gay says: "Dick has been made only for the ass; if it was suitable for pussy it... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/33/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A good bar is like a good woman - liquor in the front and poker in the back. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/43/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A magician turned his testicles into two chicken. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/11/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything yo... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A man is walking through a graveyard when he sees another man squatting next to a... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/39/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A penis is like a Rubik's Cube - the more you play with it, the harder it gets. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/27/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A slut is someone who'll have sex with anyone, a bitch is someone who'll have sex... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/40/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A sports bra implies the existence of an academic bra. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/16/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts. Told her I like shaved vagina ... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/22/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll f... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/41/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
All panties aside, it's Friday. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/38/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/24/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sa... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/41/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Anal sex does not make one's day it makes one's hole weak | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/40/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/15/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD gi... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/7/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/10/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are you from Japan? Cause I'm currently trying to get in japanties. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/20/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are you from Pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/37/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/21/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
At least cunts are useful you're not. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/24/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/38/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/7/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/30/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/7/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/24/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/17/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/4/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several o... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/17/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/18/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off, | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/6/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar? They were ejecte... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/34/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/10/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/22/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the depressed plumber? He's been going through some shit. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/4/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course? He was playing... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/32/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/38/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's al... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/18/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/2/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hea... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/3/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/5/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree an... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....) | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/20/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/38/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/18/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you ge... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/17/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Doctor: "You need to stop masturbating." Patient: "Why?" Doctor: "Because I would... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/38/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/27/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money.... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/13/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/8/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/36/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Ever have sex while camping? Take my word when I say it's fucking intents. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/29/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/28/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
FRIDAY is my second favorite F word. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/11/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Firefighters in London were called to assist hospital staff when a man's genital ... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/39/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Friend: "I think my mom hit her period last night" Me: "Oh that's my bad I fucked... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/42/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Friends are like boobs. Some big,some small. Some real, some fake. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/14/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/13/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/39/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/3/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/33/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've se... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/3/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Have you ever tried camping sex? No, well its fucking in tents! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/33/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Haven't seen R. Kelly's sex tape? Well, urine for a surprise. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/16/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
He's so ugly he has to buy flowers for his own hand. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/14/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hear about the new drug for lesbians? Trycocksagain. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/30/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/37/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/37/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/29/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my mea... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/37/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/40/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channe... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/37/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hi, I'm a geologist - I was wondering if I could explore your natural resources..... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/16/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/20/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
Hot single grannies in your area want you to look at how tall you've gotten. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/41/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight? | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/31/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How are gay people like mice? They both hate pussies. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/31/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/22/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and yo... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/27/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/30/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/23/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper! | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/12/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which pe... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/10/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/20/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/42/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you get four queers on a bar stool? Turn it upside down. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/36/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you know if a police officer is gay? The smell of his mustache. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/27/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you know the handprint on the wet paint was left by a man? Because they ca... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/8/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pockets and tickle its bal... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/11/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and he... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/28/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/26/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer inste... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/12/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/8/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start w... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/21/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your di... | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/ | https://onelinefun.com/dirty/5/ | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 | 2019-12-11 21:13:23 |
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Integrating with Java
import java.io.BufferedReader; import java.io.InputStreamReader; import java.net.URL; import java.net.URLConnection; import java.util.Arrays; public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) { try { URL urlCSV = new URL( "https://cache.getdata.io/n71357_117f420832459fc90d9062b4ba97d43aeses/latest_all.csv" ); URLConnection urlConn = urlCSV.openConnection(); InputStreamReader inputCSV = new InputStreamReader( ((URLConnection) urlConn).getInputStream() ); BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(inputCSV); String line; String[] fields; while ((line = br.readLine()) != null) { // Each row fields = line.split(","); System.out.println(Arrays.toString(fields)); } // clean up buffered reader br.close(); } catch (Exception e) { System.out.println(e.getMessage()); } } }
Integrating with NodeJs
const csv = require('csv-parser'); const https = require('https'); const fs = require('fs'); const file = fs.createWriteStream("temp_download.csv"); const request = https.get( "https://cache.getdata.io/n71357_117f420832459fc90d9062b4ba97d43aeses/latest_all.csv", function(response) { response.pipe(file); } ); file.on('finish', function() { file.close(); fs.createReadStream('temp_download.csv').pipe(csv()).on('data', (row) => { // Each row console.log(row); }).on('end', () => { console.log('CSV file successfully processed'); }); });
Integrating with PHP
$data = file_get_contents("https://cache.getdata.io/n71357_117f420832459fc90d9062b4ba97d43aeses/latest_all.csv"); $rows = explode("\n",$data); $s = array(); foreach($rows as $row) { # Each row var_dump( $row); }
Integrating with Python
import csv import urllib2 url = 'https://cache.getdata.io/n71357_117f420832459fc90d9062b4ba97d43aeses/latest_all.csv' response = urllib2.urlopen(url) cr = csv.reader(response) for row in cr: # Each row print row
Integrating with Ruby
require 'open-uri' require 'tempfile' require 'csv' temp_file = Tempfile.new( "getdata", :encoding => 'ascii-8bit') temp_file << open("https://cache.getdata.io/n71357_117f420832459fc90d9062b4ba97d43aeses/latest_all.csv").read temp_file.rewind CSV.foreach( open(uri), :headers => :first_row ).each do |row| # Each row puts row end